Ronaldo McDonaldo?

Well, Ronaldo has been eliminated from the World Cup with Uruguay's win over Portugal, but that gives him more free time to make ads for McDonalds! He could get made up as Ronald McDonald and be shown scoring goals against a goalie in a Burger King outfit or a team of Jack in the Boxes. (It's too bad nobody tried to do this ad concept before the World Cup started: it might have generated a lot of revenue for McDonalds.)