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Sunday, June 24, 2018
Their Fate Is in Their Hands
This morning on World Cup Today, one of the hosts, referring to the teams from Colombia and Poland, both of which had lost their first game and were about to play each other, said: "Their fate is in their hands." But you're not allowed to use your hands in soccer. Their fate is in their feet. (Actually, that might make a fun ad campaign headline for a soccer shoe: "Your fate is in your feet.")