Saturday, June 23, 2018

Neymar Neck Tattoo

The Brazilian soccer star Neymar has a set of wings on the back of his neck. I wonder if that means he's one of those vampires whose head can detach and fly away (a "penanggalan"), as seen in the cult classic Indonesian supernatural horror movie Mystics in Bali? If he can do that, maybe he could head in a spectacular goal. There isn't anything in the FIFA rules that says it's not permitted to have a player's head fly off his or her body to score goals, or at least I don't think there is. He's probably saving it for the World Cup Final to preserve the element of surprise, but the wings on his neck clearly give his secret away. He should have thought of that and covered them up if he didn't want anyone to know.

This is the Wikipedia page for the movie Mystics in Bali:


And this is the Wikipedia page that describes the flying head vampire known as the penanggalan: