We've likely all seen the Rand Paul tax code ad, where he ruthlessly murders innocent (although ridiculously outmoded and ineffective, loophole-filled) tax codes on camera, attacking the current system. Well, I couldn't help but think of the opening Mr. Paul has left for Democrats who like the tax code. Yes, we could see a retort political ad where the tax code, printed up into a plethora of pages, as in Paul's political ad, attack him back to give him: "death by 1000 paper cuts" in retribution for all the tax codes and paper he murdered. Although, I suppose this whole scenario might just bite back and prove Rand Paul's point all over again: the tax code is ridiculously complex and pernicious.
(Okay, maybe they wouldn't want to make it after all due to the unintended message it sends.)