Kashi James Bond Tie-In Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Kashi's slogan is: "7 whole grains on a mission", so I thought it might be fun to have a James Bond movie tie-in ad for Kashi where we see James Bond eating Kashi, and then after he leaves, the seven whole grains jump out of the cereal box and get together as some superhero spy team, and the slogan is: "007 whole grains on a mission". And once our heroic whole grains get going, they're fighting and defeating junk foods like cheese puffs and cookies and fast food hamburgers and chicken nuggets. And it might even be fun to have James Bond find himself addicted to junk food, so our 007 whole grains have to take their mission to save him from the evil junk food so he can save the world!