Someone releases a Djinn, and when beckoned to make a wish,
the person wishes for the most delicious gin and tonic in the whole world. The
Djinn says: “That’s easy. Anyone could do this.” A gin and tonic appears in the
person’s hand, and they taste it, saying (orgasmically): “Wow, this is
so-o-o-o-o good! What’s the secret? I wish I knew!” Then the Djinn says: “As
you wish,” and a bottle of Schweppes Tonic Water appears in the person’s other
hand. Then the Djinn says: “Schweppes makes the finest tonic water, hence the
best gin and tonic in the world. But that’s not a real wish, as anyone could
have granted it. Make a true wish that’s more grandiose, please.” Then the
person says: “I don’t know if I can get more grandiose than this…” as they take
another sip of the gin and tonic, adding: “Mmmm!”
