The Scott Walker Walker

We all know that the demographic for the Republican Party skews a bit older than the Democratic Party's does. That's why Fox News always advertises catheters and stuff. So, since all the 2016 presidential candidates have a bunch of swag supporters can buy, and with this generation gap in mind, why doesn't Scott Walker sell walkers for seniors, but festooned with campaign materials, called the Scott Walker Walker? It could be non-union made in some sweatshop (which I'll bet is the case for everyone's swag, actually), and it could have a big Scott Walker for President 2016 banner in the front. That's the Scott Walker Walker: Buy one, use it, and see if your senior discount still applies everywhere you go!