Yes, Paul Bunyan was the toughest he-man stuffest lumberjack of all time. But he might not have been, if not for Dr. Scholl's! Yes, it's a little known fact that, while he changed his name so people wouldn't know (He was originally Paul Bunion), he had bunions, which might have ended his logging career. But, thankfully he had heard of Dr. Scholl's, and after using some boot insets, Paul Bunyan was back doing what he did best, chopping down trees! And so a legend was born, and all thanks to Dr. Scholl's!
And so Dr. Scholl's is responsible for all the logging that is not renewable, leading to climate change, thanks to their comfortable insoles! (I knew it!)
Okay, so maybe Paul Bunyan might not be the best advertising mascot for Dr. Scholl's. But only because environmentalists might complain about the ad. But if Paul Bunyan sicced Babe his Blue Ox on them, maybe they'd shut up, because it's an endangered animal, and as such, they're not allowed to harm it.
(BTW: According to this site, this is the 5,000th blog entry I've written. I've deleted some, but all-in-all, this is # 5,000. Wow, I never thought this would get that far.)
