Monday, July 27, 2015

Phake Shake

My sister's house needs reroofing, so they're looking at prospective replacements that are similar to the cement shakes they have currently. But now new regulations say the roof materials must be made of such and such, and everything is synthetic now.

And with such a system, shouldn't there be a product called: "Phake Shake"? I mean, every product must be misspelled in some way to justify a trademark, like Foam Kor™, for example. So isn't the most logical solution: "Phake Shake"?

I mean, come on: we all know it's fake by now anyway, so why not just go with it?