Beano Post-Fartum Depression Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A woman is sitting around, hanging out with her friends, when she audibly lets out a fart, the smell of which drives her friends away, leaving her sitting alone and sad. Then the announcer says that gas can drive people away, leaving you lonely and depressed, so to avoid this condition, which is known scientifically as post-fartum depression, take Beano.