Saturday, March 7, 2015

Dodge Challenger Hellcat Guard Dogs Ad (Proposed)

We see a bunch of tough-looking dogs (Rottweilers, pit bulls, Doberman pinschers, German shepherds, etc.), all standing guard in the middle of the road, looking mean and intimidating. Then they start to get nervous, they begin to whine, and they all run away. Then we see the Dodge Challenger Hellcat roaring down the street, and the announcer says: “The Dodge Challenger Hellcat: Don’t mess with this cat unless you want to get scratched.”

(BTW: for this ad to have the best possible outcome, the guitar solo from the Scorpions song: “Hell Cat” should play while the car is ripping up the road.)

This is “Hell Cat”, by the Scorpions (The solo begins at 1:36):


(And, of course, the ad should fade out on Uli singing: “She's a, she's a, you know that she's a hell cat, hell cat!”)