A man has his football buddies over to his house after
playing football together at a local park. The man tells his friends: “Let’s
have some rest and recreation.” They all drink shots, and then he sits down in
a recliner chair and falls asleep. He is awakened by the noise of his friends
trashing and breaking everything in sight, and shocked, he demands to know what
is going on. They say he said he wanted to “rest and wreck creation.” Then the
announcer says that it’s times like these where it’s comforting to know you
have a good homeowner’s insurance policy.
