As we all know, Terrance and Phillip are South Park characters, Canadians who have a TV show (and a movie) where they basically just fart and laugh, and the kids in South Park love this brand of humor. Oh, but their parents disapprove of this potty stuff, so in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Kyle’s mother leads a charge to war with Canada over their toilet humor. Oh, but there’s a better way that would save so many lives, and it’s Gas-X!
Yes, simply secretly lace Terrance and Phillip’s food with Gas-X, and they would no longer be able to fart on cue, and as a result, it would destroy their careers, saving the world from toilet humor (for now…).
So the ad would work like this: Stan, Kyle and the boys would watch Terrance and Phillip, and Kyle’s mother would catch them, and she’d say there must be some way to stop this kind of toilet humor. And then she’d get a brainwave, and she’d get some Gas-X gel caps and a box of chocolates, and she’d use a syringe to impregnate the chocolates with Gas-X, and then she’d send them to Terrance and Phillip, who upon receiving them would eat some, and fart no more, losing their careers. And so the world is safe from fart jokes, thanks to Gas-X!
