Saturday, March 14, 2015

Statues of Stone Cold Terror (The Horror Movie)

The terrorist group ISIS destroyed a bunch of priceless ancient statues recently in Northern Iraq, and it made me think of those horror movies where someone finds something inside an ancient statue, and it releases an ancient evil that kills everyone, like The Wishmaster, Hellboy, etc. And I thought it might make for a nice horror movie to show a terrorist group like ISIS destroying ancient statues when they release some ancient evil that kills them all (in the same manner the terrorists destroyed the statues: freezing them into human statues with magic and beating them to pieces with blunt force trauma) before being inadvertently killed itself afterwards by an airstrike. And this way we’d get to root for the monster.

And the ads could say: “A contemporary evil awakens an ancient evil.”