A recent BuzzFeed video (as seen on Yahoo!) ranked fast food
French fries by taste test, and what do you know, but Burger King’s fries won. And so, to
promote this, I thought this might call for a TV spot proclaiming Burger King’s purported French fry superiority over McDonald’s. And it could go like this:
The Burger King (the recent ad mascot for Burger King) sits
upon his throne, and he is served a silver platter with a large order of McDonald’s
French fries. He takes a few in his hand and he tries them, and he does not
like them. Then we zoom out to see that it’s Ronald McDonald (the court jester)
who served the fries, and the Burger King asks him: “Is this supposed to be
some kind of a joke, you clown?” Then he yells, to the guards: “Take him away!” And the guards drag Ronald McDonald off (maybe to be made into a
Whopper). And then the announcer says that Burger King fries beat all other
fast food restaurants, including McDonald’s, for best tasting in a 2015 taste
test.
Then, as the tag, we see the Burger King eating an order of
Burger King French fries, and he says, after taking a bite: “There; now that’s fit for a king!”
Here’s the taste test story:
