Gas-X “America Runs on Dunkin’” (Joke) Ad

Dunkin’ Donuts is currently using the slogan: “America runs on Dunkin’.” And seeing as how that’s a metaphor for gas in a car, why not make this into an anti-gas medication ad? It could show someone eating a Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast thing, and then the person gets gas, and so the announcer says: “When you’re running on Dunkin’, are the emissions becoming a problem? Then try Gas-X! You’ll be out of gas in no time, but still going strong!”