Energizer Batteries Star Wars Light Saber Ad (Proposed)

In a fictitious scene from a Star Wars movie, we see a heroic character filling his light saber with Energizer batteries in preparation for a mission, and then we see the hero confront his evil adversaries, and his light saber cuts through the enemy light sabers easily, winning him the fight. Then, afterwards, he picks up the handle of an enemy light saber, cuts it open with his light saber, and bargain brand batteries fall out, causing him to say to his evil nemesis: “I guess the Empire is trying to save money on batteries, huh? Well, it only makes you easier to defeat!” Then the announcer says: “The Force is strong with Energizer batteries!”