I don’t really know that much about partial birth abortions,
but it was raised in the Republican debate, so I decided to look it up, and it
turns out that it can be a serious problem. What happens is that people try to
get an abortion, but maybe a part of the baby gets born first, like, for
example, a foot, and then the foot goes on a rampage, hopping around and kicking
everyone in the shins and in the balls (where applicable), and in the butt,
angry that the rest of it wasn’t born with it. And hands slap people and
pickpocket people and sometimes even make fists and punch people. (<This is
where Thing from The Addams Family came from.) And this happens all the time,
apparently, but the media suppresses the truth because they support abortion!
They don’t want to you know the truth about the threat from disembodied hands
and feet, not to mention head-butting heads, that threaten humanity due to
partial birth abortions. But now you know, so run away before you get tripped
by rogue feet and punched by the rogue fists of rogue hands! Help, help:
they’re after me now for revealing the true facts! (Where do you think Hulk
Fists come from? They’re raised on a Hulk Fist farm, and they’re the only part
of the Hulk they use; and all for the dirty money!)
