Rice “Ricist” Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Two people are eating at a health food restaurant, and one says to the other that the only kind of rice on the menu is brown rice, and they think they only really like white rice. Then their friend says: “Oh, you only like white rice? That’s ricist. The brown rice is really good; you should try it. Don’t be so closed-minded.” Then the announcer chimes in, saying: “Don’t be a ricist! Try (whatever brand of) brown rice. It’s delicious, and it’s better for you than white rice.”