I heard on the news recently the HP is “slashing” 30,000
jobs soon. That’s too bad, and it must suck to have your job slashed. But there
is a way they could make it more fun to have your job slashed: hire Slash, the
guitarist from Guns n’ Roses, and have him walk around the company’s
headquarters playing some smokin’ guitar solo, and if he stops and points his
guitar’s headstock at you while playing, it means your job has been “Slashed”.
It still might suck to lose your job, but at least you can tell everyone about
how it happened.
