Friday, September 18, 2015

Slashing Jobs

I heard on the news recently the HP is “slashing” 30,000 jobs soon. That’s too bad, and it must suck to have your job slashed. But there is a way they could make it more fun to have your job slashed: hire Slash, the guitarist from Guns n’ Roses, and have him walk around the company’s headquarters playing some smokin’ guitar solo, and if he stops and points his guitar’s headstock at you while playing, it means your job has been “Slashed”. It still might suck to lose your job, but at least you can tell everyone about how it happened.