Saturday, June 20, 2015

Fatliners (A Sequel to “Flatliners”)

In this sequel to the 1990 horror thriller Flatliners, medical students during the obesity epidemic want to know what it’s like to be morbidly obese in order to help obese patients, so they reverse the liposuction process on each other, filling themselves up with a large amount of fat, and then removing it via liposuction after they’ve experienced it to their satisfaction. But, like in Flatliners, after performing this unnatural act upon themselves they begin to be haunted, but this time they’re haunted by junk food and fast food mascots, like Chester Cheetah, Little Debbie, the Keebler Elves, Little Caesar, the Noid from old Dominos ads, Wendy from Wendy’s, and of course, Ronald McDonald and the Burger King.

(Surely this will scare junk food loving teens into eating healthy once and for all!)