Injunction Junction (To the tune of: “Conjunction Junction”):
Injunction Junction, what’s your function?
Locking businesses and make ‘em not function.
Injunction Junction, why such a function?
If a biz rips you off it’s a way you can punish ‘em.
I’m a Plea Deal (To the tune of: “I’m Just a Bill”):
I’m a plea deal,
I can get you a steal,
A short sentence if you’re willing to squeal.
Molly, Molly, Molly, Get Your Drug Laws Here (To the tune
of: “Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here”):
Molly, Molly, Molly, get your drugs laws here,
If you’re caught with Molly you’ll go up for years,
If it’s heroin you’re up for lots more tears,
But if you’re caught with pot you’ve really got no fears.
