The most recent Game
of Thrones episode featured the first battle between the Wildlings and the
White Walkers. Well, apparently whatever touches the White Walkers freezes and
breaks apart. So it’s really the ultimate test of an antifreeze, isn’t it? So I
think it would make a good, fun, memorable and convincing advert for an
antifreeze like Prestone, like so:
A White Walker shops for a new car, but every car he gets in
freezes and the engine breaks. But the dealer notices this and puts Prestone
antifreeze in the next car the White Walker wants to try, and this time the car
does not freeze, and the engine runs fine. (It would be some kickass pickup
truck, in white, I think, that the White Walker would want to drive.) So then
we cut to the White Walker driving, doing donuts in the snow and peeling out on
some frozen tundra somewhere.
Or, alternately:
Jon Snow and a band of “Crows” from the Night’s Watch are
battling some White Walkers, and when their swords hit the White Walkers’
swords, they freeze and shatter. But, Jon Snow has a brainwave, and he runs to
get a bottle of Prestone antifreeze, which he then pours onto the blades of the
remaining swords, causing them not to freeze, but to work effectively in
fighting the White Walkers. And so humanity prevails, thanks to Prestone
antifreeze! (Or Jon Snow could pour Prestone antifreeze into a car and drive it
into the White Walkers to kill them.)
