Monday, June 1, 2015

Prestone Antifreeze “Game of Thrones” White Walker Ad (Proposed)

The most recent Game of Thrones episode featured the first battle between the Wildlings and the White Walkers. Well, apparently whatever touches the White Walkers freezes and breaks apart. So it’s really the ultimate test of an antifreeze, isn’t it? So I think it would make a good, fun, memorable and convincing advert for an antifreeze like Prestone, like so:

A White Walker shops for a new car, but every car he gets in freezes and the engine breaks. But the dealer notices this and puts Prestone antifreeze in the next car the White Walker wants to try, and this time the car does not freeze, and the engine runs fine. (It would be some kickass pickup truck, in white, I think, that the White Walker would want to drive.) So then we cut to the White Walker driving, doing donuts in the snow and peeling out on some frozen tundra somewhere.

Or, alternately:

Jon Snow and a band of “Crows” from the Night’s Watch are battling some White Walkers, and when their swords hit the White Walkers’ swords, they freeze and shatter. But, Jon Snow has a brainwave, and he runs to get a bottle of Prestone antifreeze, which he then pours onto the blades of the remaining swords, causing them not to freeze, but to work effectively in fighting the White Walkers. And so humanity prevails, thanks to Prestone antifreeze! (Or Jon Snow could pour Prestone antifreeze into a car and drive it into the White Walkers to kill them.)