We see Ramsay Bolton (Née: Snow) stab his father Roose
Bolton to death, and the announcer says: “You bastard son can’t kill you if you
never got his mother pregnant! Next time, us (whatever brand of) condoms!”
We see the Sons of the Herpes afflicting everyone with
herpes in the fighting pits (or whatever pits they are now…), and their victims
break out in visible herper sores one they’re touched by the Sons of the
Herpes; but Daenerys Targaryen jumps on a giant condom and escapes their
contagious clutches, flying off into the sky. Then the announcer says: “Escape
the clutches of the Sons of the Herpes: Use Khaleesi brand condoms before they
infect your body politic! Now with more lubricant to help you slip through
their infectious fingers!”
