Thursday, May 26, 2016

Jaqen H’ghar’s Pickup Lines

“If a girl says her phone number, she will have a nice meal.”

“If a girl says her phone number, she will have a place to sleep for the night.”

“If a girl says her phone number, a man will give her a good time.”

(And, of course, afterwards, when she asks his name, he says he’s: “No one.” But this helps a girl. When her parents or friends demand to know who she was out with last night, she can honestly say: “No one.”)

(Oh, and if she’s not interested, she tells him: “A girl has no phone number.”)

This is Jaqen H’ghar, for those who don’t know him: