Zemo is the super villain from the new movie: Captain America: Civil War. And what
gives this super villain his super power? Why, it’s Zima, the Coors malt liquor
beverage that was discontinued in 2008 everywhere except for Japan!
Because they’re always being attacked by Godzilla, Japan has
never discovered how to harness the power of Zima to create zuper zpies and
zuper zoldiers, not to mention zuper villainz. And Zemo would like to keep it
that way so he’z the only one who knowz Zima’z zuper zecretz to use himzelf!
Just think of all the great ad campaignz that could come
from this movie tie-in campaign? Could it bring Zima back from suspended
animation like it did for Captain America and Bucky Barnes? Of courze it can!
BTW: This is Zima, for those not cool enough to drink it
still:
