Grab hold of your gullibility, check your credulity,
Misrepresento is here!
Yes, it’s Misrepresento, superhero of politicians! He (or
she: women can lie too! Maybe Misrepresento is a woman? I don’t want to be
sexist and only accuse males of this kind of thing.) has the power to distort
facts, lie with statistics, misrepresent positions, slant figures, paint
unrealistic pictures of policy outcomes, and I think maybe fly or something.
Actually, now that I think about it, Misrepresento must also have the power of
spontaneous combustion to destroy evidence! How else could the powers that be
stay in power?
Yes, thanks to Misrepresento and the Redactor (another fake
superhero of mine), the world is safe for crooked politicians to rule over us
all with no accountability!
A superhero to politicians and a super villain to the rest
of us, Misrepresento is here! He/she has shape-shifting powers so he/she can
appear as any pundit on any news show at any time! But you already knew that,
didn’t you?
