I just read KFC has made a fingernail polish that tastes
like chicken. (That’s not so hard: apparently all animals taste like chicken,
even our own fingernails!) But before you rush out and buy it, I heard KFC will
soon release their next phase of these products: extra crispy chicken fingernail
polish for people who bite their nails! (Crunch and munch!) Then, next is KFC finger-pickin’ good chicken flavored boogers for people who pick their nose and eat it. (The slogan will be: “Dig
for gold: Golden brown KFC chicken flavored snot!”)
Here’s the savory story that’s finger-lickin’ good:
