Monday, December 19, 2016

Head & Shoulders Internet Ad

I keep seeing this ad online for Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo that says: “Shoulders are for greatness, not dandruff.”

But is this really an either or thing here?

Can’t shoulders be for both greatness and also dandruff?

What if you’re the greatest dandruff-producer in the world? Cannot your shoulders be for both greatness and dandruff? That person could be awarded a Guinness Book of World Records record for dandruff greatness, and then surely the twain shall meet upon his or her great shoulders, right? No?