Candy Crush is very popular, but there isn’t enough violence in it, is there? That’s why Candy Crush is coming out with Candy Crush Combat, the combat video game where you kill using candy. Simply crush opponents with huge blocks of chocolate or enormous hard candy, shoot them with machine guns filled with candy corn, smother them with cotton candy, strange them with Twizzlers, etc.
It’s the video game that finally warns youngsters of the dangers of candy, it’s: Candy Crush Combat! (Avoid candy, it might kill you!)