Monday, December 15, 2014

Phillip’s Milk of Magnesia Christmas Ad (Proposed)

Santa Claus eats chocolate chip cookies all night long delivering presents, and all that chocolate makes him constipated. So on the day after Christmas, Santa takes Phillip’s to set himself right. It’s their gift to Santa for all his good work.

(Or the last house he stops at leaves him some Phillip’s, noting he must have eaten a lot of chocolate chip cookies and Bundt cake while delivering presents. But they tell him to wait to take it until he gets home; it might be a long sleigh ride back.)