(Based upon the WGN TV series: Salem.)
Christmas is fast approaching, and the witches need some
such thing or another to do their Grand Rite, but they can’t seem to get it
using their own powers. So they summon the spirit of Christmas to ask for it
for Christmas. And so on Christmas, Santa Claus appears, with gifts for
everyone in town, but declines to give the witches their evil thingamajig
because they’re on his “naughty” list. Oh, but because Santa used magic to appear
and fly with his sleigh, and to slide through chimneys and whatnot (and because his name is an anagram for Satan), the
villagers burn him as a witch. And the witches laugh their evil laugh knowing
that if there’s no Grand Rite, well, at least there’s not going to be any
more Christmas cheer either. The End.
