Friday, December 12, 2014

The “Salem” Christmas Special

(Based upon the WGN TV series: Salem.)

Christmas is fast approaching, and the witches need some such thing or another to do their Grand Rite, but they can’t seem to get it using their own powers. So they summon the spirit of Christmas to ask for it for Christmas. And so on Christmas, Santa Claus appears, with gifts for everyone in town, but declines to give the witches their evil thingamajig because they’re on his “naughty” list. Oh, but because Santa used magic to appear and fly with his sleigh, and to slide through chimneys and whatnot (and because his name is an anagram for Satan), the villagers burn him as a witch. And the witches laugh their evil laugh knowing that if there’s no Grand Rite, well, at least there’s not going to be any more Christmas cheer either. The End.