In this (fictional) upcoming movie, a rich old widow, a
multimillionaire (like tens or hundreds of millions of dollars wealthy), leaves
all of her money to her dog, a female Rottweiler. Well, mostly dogs and cats
who inherit money don’t know about it, but this dog does, and she wants the money. And so when the old lady’s family
members sue to break the will, the dog hunts them down one-by-one and punishes
them or kills them, including any lawyers working against her interests.
And so in court, the dog will growl or bark at anyone trying
to get any of the money. And afterwards, she’ll hunt the lawyers through dark
parking structures and bite them. Then she’s off to get all of her owner’s
family who are contesting the will. And so by the end, it’s just the dog in
court, and because nobody else has shown up for the conclusion of the suit, the
dog wins and gets all the money. The End.
(This was inspired in equal parts by Leona Helmsley, who
infamously left everything to her dog, the Carlos Enrique Taboada movie: Más negro que la noche, and the dog I
grew up with, a female Rottweiler named Freundin.)
Here’s the Leona Helmsley millionaire dog story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/10/nyregion/leona-helmsleys-millionaire-dog-trouble-is-dead.html?_r=0
And this is Más negro
que la noche:
