I was watching The Dark Crystal recently, and I heard the line: “But today, the ritual gives no comfort.” (Referring to the Skeksis sun ritual.)
Well, that got me to thinking how this could become a fun ad for Dr. Scholl’s.
Yes, the Skeksis got no comfort, and that’s why they were mean. But one day, a heroic Gelfling brought them Dr. Scholl’s gel inserts for their shoes. Dr. Scholl’s inserts give a lot of comfort. And on that day, all was healed throughout the land.
