In this thrilling action movie, vicious human organ
smugglers drug Liam Neeson and remove his heart to sell on the black market.
The doctor who is forced to do the operation by the bad guys feels sorry for
Liam, so he fits him with a Lindberg Heart and a power source for it, and then
Liam Neeson is off to try to get his heart back from these nefarious villains.
(And he kills them all, of course.)
Oh, but by the time he finds his heart, it’s already
transplanted into some Eastern European crime lord, so he must rip his own
heart out of that guy’s chest (after first killing all the underlings), and get it put
back into his own chest. (<He walks into a heart hospital carrying his own heart
and tells them to put it back in.)
It’s heart-pounding action, just like Taken, only this time the malefactors take his heart instead of his
daughter. (And he’s still playing the same character.)
And if this movie is popular, they can make a whole series
where evil organ smugglers, friends of the guys from the last movie, drug Liam
Neeson and take a different organ each time, and he has to chase them, get the
organs back, get revenge, and get the organs put back in, like in the
thrilling: You Stole My Heart, 2 Kidneys,
where he chases a vicious organ smuggling gang around the world while rolling a
dialysis machine around with him the whole time. Oh, but it’s not just any
dialysis machine, for this one has a motorized base with a turbo-boost engine, so it
can keep up with his derring-do machismo action movie stuff.
