Saturday, December 6, 2014

The Good Old Terminator

I just read there’s a new Terminator movie coming out soon where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays an aging version of the Terminator, and he has to fight a young version of himself as a new Terminator. Um, what the hell?

So just to fool us stupid humans even more, Terminators age like normal humans? Really? So what, do they make friends with us and wait thirty years to kill us, just so we won’t suspect what they’re up to? Don’t make me laugh.

Yes, I know: Arnold Schwarzenegger needs a job, and he’s old now. But it still doesn’t make any sense for the movie, so it’s lame.

Hey, wait: how about after this they make: Conan the Grizzled? I’d go see that. Oh, and: The Still Running Man (or: The Power Walking Man), and: Total Recall: Return to Mars for Hospice Care.

(Hey, nothing against older men, but shouldn’t things make sense in movies?)