When he goes to sleep at night, little do the rest of us know, but Bill O'Reilly dreams of being a superhero, protecting everyone's rights. Yes, in his dreams, he becomes the superhero: "Bill of Rights", righting wrongs, righting lefts, right-winging left-wingers, and protecting everyone's rights from the Bill of Rights.
Yes, whenever your rights are being infringed in your dreams, Bill of Rights will save the day! (Unless you're a secular progressive, in which case you'd rather depend on Big Government, the left-wing superhero! {And Bill of Rights's arch nemesis!})
