Ty D Bowl Toothpaste?

I recently bought some new kind of Colgate toothpaste (Max Fresh with Breath Strips) that's bright blue and has these little squares of breath freshening stuff in it. Well, the color of this stuff reminds me of the toilet cleanser Ty D Bowl, and the little squares, especially as depicted on the packaging, remind me of little squares of toilet paper. And that made me think: hey, how about Ty D Bowl toothpaste? It could help prevent potty mouth.