Low-Fat Middle-Eastern Food Advertising Campaign Slogan?

Middle-Eastern food is all the rage nowadays, with hummus and baba ganoush flying off the shelves at a record pace. Oh, but America is full of obesity, so we've got to get more low-fat foods. And since Middle-Eastern foods are so popular, why not make them low-fat to help the scourge of obesity? So how about this for a campaign slogan for low-fat Middle-Eastern food: "Declare a Fatwa on Fat, with (whatever brand of) Low-Fat Middle-Eastern Food!"