We all know by now that Anthony Weiner sends lots of unsolicited penis pictures to young women on the internet. And this is a problem for a lot of people. But have you stopped to consider the potential upside of a Weiner win for political news coverage? There may be one...
Yes, just think of it: Anthony Weiner wins as NYC Mayor, and all of a sudden, politicians everywhere decide his dick pictures may have been the reason (!). So, to hedge their bets, rather than accepting corporate money, they just start tweeting pictures of their junk out to everyone. We'd get money out of politics, but we'd get so much more, too...
Yes, along with all the new privates pictures, we'd get political pundits analyzing what the pictures mean for each campaign and potential career results. They're already whores anyway, so talking about genitals on TV would be perfectly appropriate for them! And we could hear rationalizations for different aspects of relative penis size, etc., with pundits claiming a small penis would indicate that they'd have a lot to prove and to compensate for, so they'd get a lot more accomplished, or that a big one might indicate that they'd be completely satisfied in themselves, and thus be less likely to be corrupted by monetary temptations, etc.
And then the ladies would have to get in on this too, or risk less, um, exposure, I guess. After all, no publicity is bad publicity, at least if Weiner wins the election, right? Plus, internet porn sites would go out of business with everyone choosing to look at politicians' privates instead, and young people would be turned off to sex at a young age, preventing teen pregnancies and STDs. It's a win-win for everyone! Vote Weiner for Mayor!
(Just kidding. Please don't vote Weiner for Mayor.)
