Cardinals GM ordered the removal of the Christian cross symbol from the pitcher's mound at Busch Stadium recently, thinking it was in honor of some baseball player. But then, afterwards, vampires attacked the team at their first post-cross night game, proving the cross was for a very different reason.
This calls into question who complained about the cross. Apparently someone complained about it, so it was removed. But could that complainer have been *Gasp*: a vampire?! In fact, is it possible that everyone who brings lawsuits to remove crosses from things are actually representing vampires so they can all drink all of our blood? (I'll bet that's what's really going on here!)
Here's the undead tale:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/08/1222118/-St-Louis-Cardinals-remove-religious-symbols-from-mound-right-wingers-complain#
