Monday, July 1, 2013

Hampton Court Palace: "Intimidate the Pants off Them"

I saw a show about King Henry VIII's Hampton Court Palace last night, and one of the experts claimed that when William & Mary lived there, there was a throne in every waiting room that everybody had to bow before whether it was occupied or not, and that the whole place was designed to "intimidate the pants off them." So then I guess the king didn't like people wearing pants in his house, like some people don't like other people wearing shoes in their houses. But couldn't the king just say: "Hey, take your pants off!"? Or would that be too bullying? Maybe they should have just had a sign that says: "No pants beyond this sign", and in the next room, a sign could read: "This is a no pants area!" That probably would have worked to get the pants off them, but without so much expense. Sure, it wouldn't look as impressive, but what it lacked in design it would make up for in direct application of power.

This is the purported previously pantsless palace: