Monster T'n'A Headphones

Monster, as in Monster Cable, makes headphones for mp3 devices like iPods and Zunes (you kids like the Zunes, right?) that are called DNA Headphones. Well, that made me think, since these are mainly for teenagers and such, why not make Monster T'n'A Headphones? They could have the butt of a monster on one ear, and the boobs of a monster on the other ear. And you could buy them in a variety of different monsters' naughty bits to choose from, like Godzilla would have big green scaly ones, a mummy would have bandaged desiccated skinny ones, vampires would have very pale young-looking ones, zombies would have rotten gory ones, werewolves would have extra hairy ones, etc. And best of all, they would offend and make all adults, especially teachers and parents, angry! (Isn't that what youth culture & music is supposed to do anyway?) That's "Monster T'n'A Headphones": Order yours today!