Bullfighting has gotten a bad rap lately because it's mean to bulls and rigged and everything, with matadors being allowed to use swords and capes and stuff to help them win unfairly. But with the new Ultimate Bullfighting, finally the playing field is being leveled for bulls! Here's how it works:
Bullfighters will fight bulls as usual, but this time, they're only allowed to use martial arts skills and their bare hand and feet, fighting to the death against a ton of angry horned beast flesh! (And no capes allowed for distraction.) Finally the bulls get a chance to win! And the crowd gets to eat whoever loses the fight tartare!
You know you want to see it! Demand Ultimate Bullfighting today!
