Yea: It's almost the
Fourth of July! And you know what that means, right? Why, it means fireworks
and firecrackers and the risk of kids blowing their hands off with them!
It seems to me that
there's a definite series of stages human beings evolve through with regard to
fireworks as they age:
1.) Childhood: Fireworks
are fun! Let's get some and light 'em up!
2.) Parental Age:
Fireworks are dangerous! Kids could blow their hands off with those things!
3.) Middle Age: I don't
care about the noise or the danger, so long as I don't have to listen to any of
it.
