Miss Trial (Scandalous Trial Defendant Pageant)

Now that the cable news business is spending more and more time on sensational trials rather than investigative journalism or government accountability, how about having a scandal pageant at the end of each year, with all the ladies they've had on trial, to see who's America's favorite trial defendant? It could be the Miss Trial Pageant, and I'll bet it would be really popular, especially if everyone could vote online for their favorite defendant. And the award could be some bejeweled handcuffs from Tiffany's, and like some haute couture orange prison jumpsuit designed by some super hot fashion designer. (<Maybe they could even have a reality show about a competition for who gets selected to design the jumpsuit based upon a contest.)