Everyone on the news says we should bomb everyone back to the
stone age. I just saw the movie One
Million BC, and everyone was running around in fur bikinis and fighting
dinosaurs and stuff: awesome. Whatever we have to do to get back to where
supermodels are fighting dinosaurs in fur bikinis, I am for it, even if I have
to do it too. (And nobody wants to see that. But they might agree to it if they
could see all the beautiful people do it. Maybe I can be the bad guy who gets
swallowed up in some fiery earthquake. That works for me.) Everyone with influence,
please advise those in power to bomb everyone back to the stone age. I have
seen the Flintstones, and it looks cool. Let's do it. I want a brontosaurus
burger to tip my car over. Don't you? (Actually, it was ribs, but so long as we’re
living in the stone age, nobody can ever look stuff like that up to contradict
me.)
