Levi’s Wedgie Fit Jeans

When I was a kid in school, wedgies were big; but you’d have to deserve it to get one. You’d have to be obnoxious, annoying, maybe a loudmouth: whatever. But now you can just buy jeans that give you a wedgie without earning one? What is this world coming to when people can get wedgies without deserving them? (Is this like the jeans version of a participation trophy?)

What’s next? Maybe purple nurple fit shirts and nugie hats? Your clothes abuse you now, so bullies don’t have to!

I guess now we have outsourced all the bully jobs too.