From what I understand, the greatest genius of this or any generation is in debt for $53 Million. Never mind how he got there, because he’s a genius, and only a genius could figure out how someone could actually acquire a debt of $53 Million when they were already super rich before. But in any case, I believe I have the solution.
Kim Kardashian had her mobile video game: remember? That thing charged mega bucks to be able to even play it, and it was all so that you could become a celebrity, or a virtual one, anyway. So I think Kanye should create a video game like Kim’s that charges people ridiculous sums of money to play it.
But what kind of video game would make people pay to play these days? Well, every time Kanye lets out with one of his zingers, everyone sits up and takes notice. And so I think this video game would have him steal the microphone from award winners at all kinds of award shows and diss them, go on TV and smear celebrities, claim he’s the bestest ever at whatever and then list a bunch of famous, culture-defining people who aren’t as good as him at anything, etc. And if you want to hear what he’s going to say, you have to pay a surcharge. In fact, if he kept his mouth shut and just told everyone to play the game, I’ll bet everyone would just to hear his outrageous verbal diarrhea, and in no time, he’d not only wipe out his $53 Million debt, he’s be super rich again.
But it’s just an idea… (And he’s welcome to do this if he wants to: knock yourself out. I am happy to help him become rich again so long as I don’t have to hear his music.)
