We’ve all heard people say Donald Trump has baby hands. So no wonder he gets all the hot women: his baby hands are so baby soft! Surely they
would just marry him and then immediately divorce him for his money if he didn’t
have that something extra: those soft baby hands they love on their skin!
And so obviously this is the man’s hand lotion advertising
opportunity of a lifetime! I hope some brand will do it before the Donald
figures this thing out and releases his own brand of Trump Baby Hands Lotion
for Men: for that soft touch that’s so
Donald Trump!
(Actually, this should be a joke product.)
